If you're a man seeking a woman on Match.com, I feel I may already know a few things about you.

For one thing, you like to travel. You realize that on its own this does not make you stand out from the crowd, so you specify further: either you love it but you don't get to do it nearly enough; or you know people always SAY they love to travel, but you really mean it. You are one of those guys that always has a bag packed, ready to sprint out the door the moment your girlfriend comes home from her tiring job, puts down her purse, and says, "Honey, let's go to Madrid right this second!"

Odds are good that in addition to travel, you also love your dog. You may even, in a misguided attempt to attract the cutesy element, have penned your entire profile from the point of view of your dog. This, I regret to inform you, is not clever.

You're either a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan, and a girl who can scream and yell next to you on the bleachers at the ballpark will score definite brownie points.

More on the subject of brownie points: you have a favorite quote. It's from one of your favorite movies, or possibly your favorite sitcom, which is Seinfeld. If a girl can correctly identify this quote in an email to you - brownie points! Nice tits are also a plus, but this is not an issue that gets raised often in Match profiles.

One issue that does get raised: "high-maintenance girls." From your profile I infer that these ladies are all over the internet, trying to get with men in baseball caps. When all you want is a laidback, fun, relaxed type of woman who's easy to talk to and has nice tits. Instead you always seem to meet women who play games, expect everything to be paid for, and only talk about themselves. Which is truly a shame, given the breadth of conversational interests that you could share, which range from running along the lake shore to hitting the gym.

When it comes to music, you will listen to anything if it's good. When it comes to pastimes, you favor eating out and going "wherever the mood takes you." When it comes to love, you just want to treat a woman right. You just want to find that special someone and treat her like a princess. Why isn't it working? What are you doing wrong?